All about Smoking & Smokers

If u are ready to view a discussion on weather smoking is good or bad...or on "pros n cons" of smoking then it's better to leave. Here, U are going to get some light moments n experiences of smoking and smokers.....and most important if u want share yours one... post it.

Piece of philosophy from a passionate smoker - "I always think of leaving cigarette but for thinking I need a cigarette."

Many times u may encountered the words like "yaar I want to quit smoking." But for those who are real ones it's not a Big deal. They say"It's so easy to quit, I have done it hundred times." mean while if u really want to quit follows unique tips -

• Always carry wet matches.
• Light cigarette from butt side..u will smell it bad and leave it.
• Never say u are going to smoke always say U are going to attain lectures...u will try to avoid it.
  

( more tips to be added....if u got some u r welcome)

Huumm.. U sensed it right in pic..many start smoking bcoz they wanna to show they've grown up now. and after some years if they are regular on it...then really growned up like our senior citizens. I think all smokers should be given special rights and reservation like Seniors citizens ...after all U don't have any idea when they going to left us. so let them enjoy reservations.


::Have A break ::

In a School science class 4 worms were placed into 4 separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
The third worm in sperm - dead.
The fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the science teacher asked the class "What can you learn from this experiment."

a boy quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."


For D members of "FOSLA"(Frustrated one Sided Lover's Association)
Bewafaa Sanam Se To Cigarette Achhi Hai
Bewafaa Sanam Se To Cigarette Achhi Hai
Dil Jalaati Hai Par Hothoon Se To Lagati Hai

In their view cigarette is more trustier n co-operative than belover at least "Dono saath mein jalte hain." By d way cigarette have flavor of sex too.
Ques:What's d length of small gold flake?
Ans: It's 69 mm .


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Ya it's true A smoker will always find a place for it. No matters it's public toilet or railway comp.'s toilet.


::Have A break ::
Facts of Life:
Fact 1 : A cigarette reduces man's life by 5 minutes.
Fact 2: Smiling increases man's life by 10 minutes.

Moral: A smiling smoker never dies!


I do smoking in real Life A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.
-Michael Imperioli