All about GFs - {Girl Friend vs Gold Flake}




::Similarities::
1> Both are seductive.
2> Both are injurious to health.
3> Hard to manage publically.
4> For both you have to pay.
5> you will miss both in loneliness and night.
6> Both have s*x.
7> your parent can't see you with your GF.
8> Both Kills.
9> Both are very delicate so keep them safely.
10> It is hard to taste both after your marriage.
11> Both ignites When ever you ignite them.
12> You will never get satisfied with only one GF.
13> You will never want to loose any of them.



::Differences::
1> You can't share Girl Friend with your friends As you can share Gold Flake with your friends.

2> Gold Flake is easily available As Girl friend is not.

3> You can get Girl Friend with many flavors but Gold Flake comes with only one flavor.

4> Gold Flake is forever in your life, but Girl Friend can't.

5> Gold Flake is economical but Girl Friend is not economical.

6> Saturation comes only with Girl Friend Not with Gold Flake.

7> You can rotate Gold Flake with your fingers but Girl Friend will always rotate You on her fingers.

8> Gold Flake attack on your mind(memory loss) but Girl Friend attack on your heart(emotionally).

9> Gold Flake warns you before you get it but Girl Friend always warn you when you loose her.

10> Gold Flake comes only slim in size but Girl Friend can be of any size.

11> Gold Flake is banned in India but no such rules for Girl Friend.

12> U will always use Gold Flake but U will be always used by ur Girl Friend.

Disclaimer : All comparisons are fake nothing to do with real life just for entertainment point of view.

4 comments:

Rohit Sureka said...

sexy....good going nishant...

ExpresS waY said...

yaar it doesn't like good or bad..it is to enjoy n smile...

frost said...

hehe...khap gud going...dis onz something close to us ;)
and you kno one more similarity b/w GF and GF??
dono hi dil jalati hain ;)
cheerz...keep blogging

ExpresS waY said...

he he...kabhi saath aao toh kucch naye similarities bhi discover ker lenge....

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