Golchha 'da' Dhaba

Heyy JUITians....You might have enjoyed dishes at Cafeteria, Aapki Rasoi, Moksha, F**k U Dhaba, Sharmaji, Mac 'D' and Tuck shop but the flavor of "Golchha Da Dhaba" is Unique in all. It's a temporary Dhaba run by my roomy Pratik Golchha(main chef) n me(helper chef) in room...when ever we are in leisure period n in deep hunger.

Menu list:
Sandwich [Veg, paneer, salad]
Maggi [Simple, mashala]
Golchha's special Maggi
Dosa [Masla, Paneer]
Chuda fry(Poha)
Paneer Pakoda
Ragda Patties
Paneer Bhurji
Bun Samosa
French Fries
Chilly Paneer
Sahi Paneer
Fried Rice
Bun Butter
Uttapam
Mix Veg
Upma
Mashala Tea
Sattu Shake
Coffee
Tea

Here I am presenting you recipe for
-Fried Rice-
Materials Required(for 2 persons):
Rice(250 gm), Refined oil(5-6 tsbs), Onion(3 pieces), Tomatos(2), Gobhi, peas, salt(as per ur taste), mirch powder, soya sauce(optional)

Steps:-
1. Boil rice in water(put a tsb of oiL in d water too) till little hardness is left in d rice n keep it in separate bowl.
2. Now first fry onion in pan untill red colors of onion is observed, after that add pieces of gobhi, tomato, peas in pan and fry it for 2 minutes.
3. Now add rice into pan n mix it well with vegetables n keep stiring for 2 minutes.
4. Add mirch mashala n salt and stir it for 2 minutes....after that your Fried rice is ready to taste.
5. you can add grinded paneer and dhaniya patta to decorate it well.



Caution to be taken During Cooking:
1. Keep cotton, dettol and burn cream with you Coz most of the time either we cut our finger or burn it.
2. Lock your room so that you can enjoy dishes completely otherwise there will always be chance that your friend and floor mates can come to your room n Unwillingly you will have to share it.
3. Keep room freshener and use it after enjoying your dish otherwise smell of dishes will remain in room longer period and you will again want to taste it but till then you will be out of stock with resources n it will hard to control your hunger.
4. Always keep spoon with larger size than your partner as I do so that you can enjoy more fraction of dish.

Dil Ye Jalta hai !!

Really I got hurt (Dil ye jalta hai) in JUIT (Joint Union of Inefficient Technocrats)
When ever...

1. I see A crowded Badminton court.

2. I see no LAN connection from Girl's Hostel.

3. I see 9 pointers. (Where avg. CGPA is near 6)

4. I see Test papers where question seems out of syllabus.

5. I get the massage in PNB ATM that your Card is unauthorized.

6. I see elevator in Academic block Coz Students are not allowed to use it.

7. I see 2 buttons of college shirt is missing after getting washed in laundry.

8. I see those faculties who R enjoying smart salary even they know nothing.

9. I go to borrow a book in library and status of that particular book comes "ISSUED".

10. I see myself single on Mall road in evening.(Where others are with more than one)

11. I want to get an easy recharge for my RIM mobile (no easy recharge service for RIM here)

12. I login to Corporate Client (to surf Internet) and massage comes "Multiple Login not Allowed".


13. I go to dispensary and Dr.(specially lady) starts his/her speech instead of prescribing medicine.

14. I go to get a print out in CL-3/4 and they show my account in minus 400...so no service available.

15. I remember "MaC 'D' (Dhabas)" which was below girls hostel. (Aapki Rasoi is not better substitue)

16. I enjoy movie in Auditorium and Dialogue of actress seems as speech of Mayawati. (Terrible sound system)

17. I download 10 MB stuffs from Net and downloading speed status comes "Remaining time 20 minute 10 sec."

18. I see some of my "Class-worm classmates"(those who never wanna to bunk a lecture) who deny to go for A mass bunk.

19. I see "garm n fulle Bhature" is being served to faculty in Mess.(where we got crushed one after waiting in long queue)

..more to be added soon.

Shekhar Suman in Convocation(2009) @ JUIT

Laughter Champion Shekhar Suman arrived in campus to make evening joyful, festive and entertaining. but nothing new I got from his mimicry show as repetitive jokes were presented. and whatever he presented was not humorous it was just flop comments on bihar and Lalu prasad yadav. As he was in a technical college with a young age group he should have a sensible presentation according to crowd.He was neither successful in presenting kumar vishwash's romantic poem "koi deewana kahta hai, koi pagal samajhta hai" nor by any of songs by him. I don't know how students kept patience during entire show. In my view show should be framed keeping crowd and age group in mind. He might be more successful with topics of college life, love, technical influence in life and recent topics. well I am not a critic who can criticize so much about a star but I too do stage plays and mimicry shows in college and have little experience about it.

I don't know whether he is out of stocks with new ideas or he is disturbed due to flop show in last "Lok Sabha election". Yaaa..Small screen star was Congress candidate from the Patna Sahib Lok Sabha constituency in Bihar against Bollywood veteran and former central minister Shatrughan Sinha of the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP). but failed to manage seat there. As I belong to same Patna Sahib constituency I have a advice for him to win a seat in next election that try to win heart of people from your dedication to public. and stop making fun of state and it's people in your mimicry shows.

Well he presented one of d jokes in college show. it was like..

After death Lalu pd. yadav and mulayam singh yadav was placed in hell but since they were high profile politicians on earth so they have facilitated with mobile so that they can talk with their wife on earth. After one month mobile bill came. Mulayam singh yadav got bill of Rs. one lakh but Lalu pd. yadav got bill of Rs.10, So Mulayam complained Yamraj about differences in bill. Yamraj replied to mulayam that your call rate was under ISD call but Lalu yadav's call was under Local call as bihar is in local range of Hell (Narak).

Wow..but I have only one sentence for this joke...that status of Shekar Suman is much worst than bihar as he was not able to manage even a seat in Hell(narak) in last election.


Some Highlights of Convocation:-

• Since it was convocation for two consecutive batches so in Auditorium Graduates seems more than under graduates.

• Most of seniors were tullyyy(drunked) in party of Destination. I found some of those who never drunk in their whole academic session. well it's good after 4 year they manage to learn how to enjoy life. :)

• This time no faculty came in hostels to wake us in morning to attain convocation.(we missed them a lot)

• First year students were in formal dress, and they were in last rows of Auditorium

• First time Graduates were provided crow caps with gown

• Passout seniors missed out Mac'D' of university which was below Girl's hostel.

• Most of cameras were clicked when pass out beauties were receiving their certificates on stage.